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  <title>You Know What Grinds My Gears?</title>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 21:59:13 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Grinding My Gears : Loud, Repeatative Noises</title>
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  <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;Y&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;ou know what really grinds my gears? Loud, repeatative&amp;nbsp;noises.&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Especially those of no rhythm or particular beat.&lt;br /&gt;For example:&lt;br /&gt;• Eating chips&lt;br /&gt;• The bass of a song [&lt;em&gt;From cars, or neighbors&lt;/em&gt;]&lt;br /&gt;• &quot;Beating&quot; on a desk&lt;br /&gt;• Some phone ring-tones&lt;br /&gt;• Coughing&lt;br /&gt;• Sneezing&lt;br /&gt;• Sniffling&lt;br /&gt;• Blowing your nose&lt;br /&gt;• And more.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don&apos;t know what it is about these sounds, but they all give me a sense of paranoia [&lt;em&gt;If you watched Juno, it&apos;s the equivalent to when she&apos;s in the abortion office&lt;/em&gt;] &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;.&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you&apos;re in a public place, such as the store or a school campus, HAVE THE DECENCY TO TURN OFF YOUR PHONE! If you have a list of things to remember, write it down! Don&apos;t be at the store comparing prices over the phone. I mean, I can understand if there&apos;s an emergency. If you don&apos;t turn off your phone, then at least put it on vibrate, and into your pocket.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I sometimes feel the need to sleep a whole day. But that&apos;s not possible with neighbors who play their gangster songs in the car with the BASS at maximum. The song would be better enjoyed when you can hear the whole song. I mean, if someone were to do karaoke to songs the way some people play them, all they&apos;d be doing is bouncing around the stage, going &quot;BOOM BOOM... BOOM BOOM.. BOOM BOOM!&quot; Rofl.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I can understand the coughing, sneezing, sniffling, and blowing your nose.. but seriously, if you&apos;re sick, stay home!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Until next time,&lt;br /&gt;GrindinGears&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;And now for something completely different&lt;/strong&gt; :&lt;br /&gt;These are a few halarious conversations I&apos;ve had in the past few days.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nibelheim_cloudstrife: &lt;em&gt;Would you like to..&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me: &lt;em&gt;Have hot, passionate sex with you?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;N_c: &lt;em&gt;Go to the park later?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;N_c: &lt;em&gt;Wait, what?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me: &lt;em&gt;... what?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;N_c: &lt;em&gt;Huh?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me: &lt;em&gt;... what?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me: &lt;em&gt;Dude, she&apos;s with a guy already. You know this. You&apos;ve seen them together like a thousand and one times. If you can&apos;t stop being obsessed with her, then at least stop commenting all her photos with &quot;Oh, you&apos;re so gorgeous, I love you, see you later baby.&quot; It makes you look like an ass.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dayn: &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;What?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/em&gt;Me: &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;Oh, hi, Dayn. I was just telling off this douche who&apos;s obsessed with my sister.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/em&gt;Dayn: &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;What&apos;s his name, I&apos;ll kick his ass.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/em&gt;Me: &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;His name is Dayn.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/em&gt;Dayn: &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;Hey, my name is Dayn too! So if I kick his ass, it&apos;ll be like I&apos;m kicking my own ass! LOL!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/em&gt;Scary thing is.. Dayn was serious.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>Dresden Dolls - Sing</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 20:36:41 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Grinding My Gears : Entarwebz B srs bsns.</title>
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  <description>&lt;font size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;You know what really grinds my gears? People who take the internet too seriously.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What you have to realize is that everything can be fabricated. On the internet, anyways.&amp;nbsp;Documents, photographs, music, and even people. You can be anyone or anything on the internet, which is why I was so excited on my 11th birthday when my mum finally let me on Yahoo. And as much as that&apos;s something wonderful, it&apos;s also something very horrible. Along with people being faked, so are relationships.&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Be it friendships, business partners, or relationships of any other kind. They can all be fabricated. And just as easily as they can be created, they can be destroyed in the typing of a word. The hard truth is : Some of these people that are your &quot;friends&quot; are just people who create these false relationships just to get &apos;dirt&apos; on you. And some of these people just don&apos;t care. So really, only about 2-5% of your &quot;friends&quot; really are friends.&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Also, there are people out there who are out to get you. &lt;strong&gt;So remember kids, don&apos;t give out personal information.&lt;/strong&gt; And &lt;u&gt;don&apos;t even fake&lt;/u&gt; &lt;u&gt;an address, a phone number, or a social security number&lt;/u&gt;, cause the number &lt;strong&gt;may not be yours, but it could be SOMEBODY&apos;S.&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some people do act like the iWorld revolves around them. Like no matter what they say, it&apos;s &lt;em&gt;fact&lt;/em&gt; and everyone needs to agree with them. Well, dear, everyone has different opinions and not everyone will agree with you.&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It&apos;s the internet. Seriously.&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Until next time,&lt;br /&gt;GrindinGears&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;And now for something completely different&lt;/strong&gt; :&lt;br /&gt;Peace and Anarachy_Blue_ by VampireofSolitude@DeviantArt.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img height=&quot;413&quot; alt=&quot;Peace and Anarchy_Blue_ by VampireofSolitude&quot; width=&quot;550&quot; align=&quot;middle&quot; src=&quot;http://fc05.deviantart.com/fs27/i/2008/079/3/6/Peace_and_Anarchy__Blue__by_VampireofSolitude.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hoshix, self-promotion!&lt;/font&gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>U2 - In A Little While</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:40:03 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Grinding My Gears: Bisexuals</title>
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  <description>&lt;p&gt;You know what really grinds my gears? People who claim their bisexual.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You&apos;re only bisexual when you&apos;re having a threesome, unless all the members are of the same gender. Any other time, you&apos;re either homosexual or heterosexual. Sure, it may switch off every other day, but you&apos;re not bisexual.&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The word bisexual has &quot;sexual&quot; at the end. So you&apos;re not &lt;em&gt;really&lt;/em&gt; bisexual unless you&apos;re having &lt;strong&gt;sex&lt;/strong&gt; with &lt;strong&gt;two&lt;/strong&gt; people, one female and one male.&lt;strong&gt; &lt;/strong&gt;Having sexual fantasies, or staring at both genders&apos; rears all day doesn&apos;t qualify.&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, again, you&apos;re either homosexual - meaning, you have sex with your own gender - Or you&apos;re heterosexual - having sex with the opposite gender.&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Unless you&apos;re really just heterosexual, and you&apos;re claiming to be a homosexual claiming to be a bisexual.&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;That grinds my gears too.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Until next time,&lt;br /&gt;GrindinGears.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;And now for something completely different&lt;/strong&gt; :&lt;br /&gt;Some classical songs I like -&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;• Franz Liszt - Liebestraum Nocturne No. 3 in A Flat Major&lt;br /&gt;• Franz Liszt - Consolation No. 3 in D Flat Major&lt;br /&gt;•&amp;nbsp;Franz Liszt - Hungarian Rhaspody No. 2 in C Sharp Minor&lt;br /&gt;• Franz Liszt - Un Sospiro in D Flat Major&lt;br /&gt;• Franz Liszt - Danse Macabre&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Can you tell I like Franz Liszt?&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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